A universal prescription
No moving parts, and no fees
Inflation proof, non taxable
Wont dilute
One size fits all, uses little energy
Yields results enormously
Relieves your tension and stress
Invigorates your happiness
Combats depression, makes you beam
Elevates your self-esteem
Your circulation it corrects
Without unpleasant side effects
The perfect drug
May i prescribe, my friend
The hug
And of course
Fully returnable!