Universal prescription

A universal prescription

No moving parts, and no fees

Inflation proof, non taxable

Wont dilute

One size fits all, uses little energy

Yields results enormously

Relieves your tension and stress

Invigorates your happiness

Combats depression, makes you beam

Elevates your self-esteem

Your circulation it corrects

Without unpleasant side effects

The perfect drug

May i prescribe, my friend

The hug

And of course

Fully returnable!

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